some answers
Dearest Readers,
I see by your Google Search Terms that you have some questions. I’ll do my best to answer them:
Q. Can metformin make you nauseas?
A. Yes. Especially if you are NOT diabetic. It will screw with your body and you will have to learn to eat the perfect combination of foods at the exact moment your body needs it. If you don’t, you’ll be nauseas, dizzy, tired, irritated…the list goes on…
Q. Effects of Evil
A. This one is an interesting one. I won’t pretend to be an expert on the effects of evil, but I can guess that they are not good. Pain, anger, angst, worry, restlessness…. But those are just my best guesses. 
Q. Stopping Clomid, what to expect.
A. Hmm…tricky. I have been on it for 6 months constantly, so I’m not really sure what would happen if I stopped, cold turkey. I would guess I would stop being nauseas 24/7. I would probably be happier, less irritable, my friends would like me more…all kinds of yummy goodness could come from stopping clomid… the possibilities are endless!!
Q. Free videos of step kids f***ing step parents
A. Sorry, I don’t offer those, please try somewhere else…you sick perv.
Q. The chance of having a girl with clomid.
A. According to several medical studies, the odds of having a boy vs. girl is about 51% to 49% respectively. I suspect that clomid wouldn’t actually change that, considering it is the sperm which decides the gender of the baby. But hey, I’m no expert…right?
Q. Why do pregnant women rub their bellies?
A. While I haven’t had much experience in this… generally I would suspect they rub their bellies because they are connecting with their child, they are so happy to be growing another life within them, the baby is kicking hard, they have heartburn, and many other possibilities….
There are lots more questions that need answering, but I’ll leave at this for now.
To be continued…
Har Har.
You get good search engine terms. I look forward to more answers.
Sam’s answer to why do pregnant women rub their bellies would be simple – because they hurt.
Or because it calms down the baby.
Or because you’re connecting.
basically, all the things you said. That wasn’t simple was it? Oh well, I am a liamungaro! Or something.
I leave you with a happy emoticon.
It will protect you in times of need if you say very loudly, “Happy Emoticon, I choose you!” and throw a ball at the source of your distress.
ummm… thank you?